Sheehag for Senate?  

Monday, January 30, 2006

Yeah, right!

Just when you thought the Sheehag had completely looned out, she starts saying she may run for Senate to replace the almost-as-loony Dianne Feinstein.

This is almost as funny as Weird Howard's AAARRRGGGHH and problably just as funny as Al Frankenstein running for Senate in Minnesota.

On a more serious note, Frankenstein has a better chance in Minnesota than Sheehag has in California. First of all, she has to move there and live there a while, something I doubt she even knows. Then she has to beat Feinstein, a Donk bigwig for a long time with the power of incumbency and a shitload of California taxpayer money at her back (not to mention a whole mess of cash-ola pouring in from left-wing special interests, no doubt including George Sore-ass and Michael the Moron), in the primary election.

Second, if she's fortunate enough to win that primary, she then must convince the taxpayers of California that she's coherent enough to deserve the seat over whomever the Republican challenger is. A tough task indeed, even in California. She will sooner or later have to face the fact that her loony viewpoint won't even attract California voters. Why does she think Feinstein voted for the things Sheehag is faulting her for? Because she sincerely agrees with the President? Well it's possible, but more likely it's because she likes her power and doesn't want the voters in California to vote her out for not supporting the President on this crucial issue.

Sheehag has a snowball's chance in hell of winning Feinstein's Senate seat. Watching her try would be HILARIOUS.

Of course, the thought of Cindy Sheehan taking the Senate floor and spewing her diatribe is almost as humorous as the thought of Al Frankenstein doing the same. I have to make sure I'm not drinking in front of my computer when I think of it. I fear I may spill beer on my keyboard.