Wednesday, November 07, 2007
More than just for fun, over the last month or so, I've been baiting the hook for liberal assholes who want to come on here and call me a Nazi. Once I started showing the seriousness of my cause, they cowered, as expected. The following posts were part of the deal:
You'd Think They'd Be Proud
A Reasonable Liberal
A Few Questions
The Hitlery quiz was simply an opportunity to show exactly where she stands on things that matter to people who respect the Founders' vision and their creation, which is today the greatest nation the world has ever experienced, despite the Left's attempts to dismantle it.
On to the posts...
If it wasn't obvious to you that I was getting at some underlying point about the positions taken by the Left (including Hitlery) today, it will be now. If you are sick to death of being called a Nazi for being conservative, hold your head up high today, and gloat.
Just about all of the things I pointed out and asked our liberal friends to defend were taken DIRECTLY FROM THE GERMAN NAZI PARTY PLATFORM. Some points, such as gun control, were taken from the US Constitution, just to throw people off the scent.
About two years ago (probably only Ol' BC and Sage have been around long enough to remember this), I posted a point-by-point comparison of the Nazi Party Platform and positions typically taken by American liberals and conservatives. Of the 25 points in the platform, liberals matched on seventeen of them. Conservatives matched on three. This is how I knew I had the libs dead to rights with these posts. My only regret is that the only one to come around defending this stuff was someone who, though misguided, never resorted to being a loudmouth or an asshole. Oh, how much fun it would have been to wield the ClueBat then!
That's right, my friends. If you took my little quiz this week and answered "a" to any of those questions, you were agreeing with the Nazis. My answers, of course, were "b" across the board.
Really. The only places American conservatives would actually agree with the Nazis (shit, even a stopped clock is right twice a day) would be:
* that only citizens of the country should hold public office,
* abolition of taxes on land (conservatives would call this "a good start"),
* outlawing child labor and abortion.
That's about it, folks. Creaming the argument that conservatives are Nazis is easy. What most of us forget is that it's even easier to make the point that our opponents are more Nazi-like than we are. This point needs to be made more often.
That's why we call her HITLERY.