KABOOM! - Osama bin Laden  

Monday, May 02, 2011

OK well better late than never.

By following the very military policy of the Bush Administration that he swore he would change and didn't, Barack Obama was able to bring about the death of Osama bin Laden.

Unfortunately, it didn't happen soon enough. The Saudis didn't want the body (go figure), and the US plans to bury him at sea. I have a better idea.

What say we get the willing relatives of the victims of 9/11 together for a little corpse-kicking party? They could kick his worthless flesh around for a few hours - hopefully enough to loosen it up a bit - then take it to the Bronx Zoo and let some hungry animals have a feast. Just throw whatever is left in the trash where it belongs.

Bin Laden was only a figurehead at the time of his death. Less relevant than the rats that most likely infested his hideout. Sadly, he is merely the last in a centuries-old battle between radical Islam and the peaceful people of the world. Presidents as far back as Jefferson have had to face their savagery. Someone else will come along, and we will have to kill him as well.

Probably Ahmagaynutjob. I'd gladly put a bullet between his eyes.

Congratulations are in order for Mr. Obama, for swallowing some pride and recognizing that where war is concerned, Mr. Bush had a lot more going for him. For his willingness to adopt Mr. Bush's bin Laden policy and for allowing General Patreus to mastermind the plan, he deserves kudos.

As for bin Laden, may he never find peace. There is a special place in Hell for hateful human debris such as that.

Lights out motherfucker!