Cyclist Sues Over Two-Year Woodie  

Monday, April 30, 2012

I am NOT making this up. This guy rode a BMW motorcycle and had a hard-on for 20 months (allegedly from the seat). Now he's suing BMW.  I think after a week or so of banging every hot chick I could find, I think I would probably see a doctor.

After that, I think I would go back to banging hot chicks.

This is just so reminiscent of the bitch who ordered hot coffee at McDonald's and sued because the coffee was hot.  Only difference here is that the guy didn't ask for a boner when he got on the bike.

If ever it was appropriate to use the abbreviation "SMH", this would be it.  His significant other is probably unavailable for comment.